illusion of safety

Shit I don’t even know where to begin… but the last 2 days have been AMAZING! Amazing is an understatement, seriously. Prepare yourself for a massive post. And you better read it all, cus I fuckin spent a good hour on this. Seriously.

Day 1 / Nov 30 / Thu / Part 1

I wasn’t even sure if we’re gonna pull it off, but I knew we had to. What is it, you may ask. Well Alda and I have been planning to check out Sunway Lagoon theme and water park for such a long time… 3 years! Well we didn’t exactly _wait_ that long, it was more like postponement due to our busy nature and last minute annoyances. Anyways, so yea, we figured we might just have to do it (since if I graduate, I might not be able to see her again and she’s leaving on Friday). So yes, we decided to go.

The plan was for me and Helen to visit Munchin’s place to see his newborn (CONGRATS MAAAAN!!!!) and wish him and Elly (his woman) lots and lots of good luck for the future, and leave to Sunway with Alda. But we couldn’t do that cus (1) my woman couldn’t get outta her office, and I wanted to go with her, but I thought I’d still see Munchin anyways, but (2) Alda and I had to go to the college before we could go because she had to deal with her passport, and as the result we were a bit rushing, so yeah we couldn’t make it to Munchin’s place :\

ANYWAYS, that was the pre-crazy day. After Alda got her passport, we went to the ERL and took the bus to Kelana Jaya, and from there took the cab to Sunway Pyramid to have lunch aka KFC. Apparently we ate too much hhahaha or I ate too much, cus I felt so full and we had to walk to Sunway Lagoon. And we found out that the entrance is being reworked, so we had to go through the temporary way, under the still-in-construction new Sunway Pyramid. Along the way, I felt to be an asshole and devirginized a clean wall with a red circled A.

We finally reached Sunway Lagoon and it was 4:00 PM already, which means we’d only have about 2 hours of playtime. We decided we’d spend an hour at the theme park and another hour at the water park, and for that it costed each of us 40 ringgit each. No biggie, we paid and we entered. And to my (little) disappointment, there wasn’t many attaction. So just went to the boat swing that WENT TO FUCKING FULL ROTATION SEVERAL TIMES before it slowed down and let me implode a little in my stomach.

see that blue thingies in the back? yea we were in that.

Our stomach couldn’t handle the shake (mine was after a Zinger burger, salad, cheesy wedges, and a full meal 3 hours prior to that), so we decided to screw the rest of the rides and went to the ferris wheel. The ride lasted for 2 laps, and that’s it. Wtf. Then we wanted to go for water-based thrill ride, but decided not to cus I was wearing jeans and I didn’t bring any extra clothes.

So then we went to the water park. And let me tell you, if you’ve never been there, YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE THE PLACE WAS FUN!!!!!!! We did the slides, the rivers, and the beach (turned out we went for the little kid’s beach ahahahahah damn….). We thought we checked it all out, but when we were leaving the place and overlooked the whole park, there were so many areas that we didn’t check out yet.

that’s the shit yo.

The slide was fun! The thrill one (the one without the curves and the turns) was pretty exhilirating until a bump hit our collective asses and hurt them for the rest of the day. After the slide we pretty much just spent the rest of the day playing in the water and crack up jokes.

A lesson learned, though: if any of you going there and planned on to take pics, make sure you have someone (i.e. your mom, your kid, or your dog) to be a spotter for your cameras/bag/any other valuables cus it was a bitch carrying them around and left them unguarded on a bench.

After Sunway Lagoon was done, we couldn’t believe it was already over since we’ve been waiting for this for a long time! But it really paid off, because we had so much fun
Then we went into the Pyramid and checked out stuff for awhile, and took the KTM and left to KL Central to meet up with Helen.

Day 1.5/ Nov 30ish / Thufri / Part 2

We met up with Helen at 9:20 PM, and Alda left to Bangsar to meet up with her sister and her friends. The plan was for us all to meet up at Zouk cus DJ PREEEEEMO WAS GONNA PLAY TONIGHT! woohoo! And I went to KLCC with Helen, we went to the park and sat by the pool. And we talked about a lot of good things, and as usual, good things make us forget about time, and before we knew it it was already close to 11. It was really too bad she couldn’t go to Zouk with us, cus she wasn’t feeling too well :\ and she planned on waking up early tomorrow cus she had some plan. So I took her to the LRT, and she went back.

AND THEEEEEEN I went to Zouk after more than a year of not going to a club (I’ve never been into this whole shit, but tonight Preemo was playing!!!), and called Noel and found out that he was there already. So first I ran to Hotel Maya which was just across the club (a freaking nice boutique hotel, I went there to pee hehehehe), and met up with the guys. There was Noel, Mac, and this dude wearing red (I forgot the name, aargh). I was introduced to him, and turned out he’s an MMU student and lives in Cyberia. So yea, we waited a little longer until the women come. I also met Hassan and his bestfriend (I forgot his name). And at 11:30 PM, Alda, Tamara (Alda’s sister), and uhm… Nanda (?), and one more woman (I think there was another one with them) came and they entered the place. And us, being guys, of course had to go through all those shit and discrimination of ID check. But we got in nevertheless, and met up with them inside.

We then hung out for awhile, had some nice drinks, and after like half an hour, I met up with NOBI! Ahahahahah it was fucking great! He was there with Hendra and Zarni (? I’m bad with names!). Then we met with 2 other Indo chicks, Nadia and…. OKAY OKAY I’M BAD WITH NAMES! And we hung out for a little while, and I think they were all dancing except for Nobi (who faithfully guarded uncle Jack), Alda, and I. And my phone rang again, and guess who it was? KIIIIIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I never, EVER thought I’d see the guy in a club. Amazing. He was with his lovely chick Meta and her sister. But he had trouble going in because he is an illegal immigrant and didn’t have any ID… lol jk, well he didn’t bring an ID, but he could go in anyways (I just found out today from him that he went in through a guestlist… ooooh… sneaky!). Then we were all inside, and I met kim near “the glowing green ball with spikes near the staircase” (that was his txt to me hahahahah bitch I remember it!).

After the house DJs stopped playing, at 1:00 AM (Dec 1, Friday), Preemo got on the booth and started spinning. MAN it was great. And I started to feel it… I started feeling the itchy. The blood boiled. I was sweating profusely. I couldn’t help it, I NEEDED BABY POWDER! (inside joke, don’t worry). It was not for awhile until Noel and I could clear up some space for us to get down and get busy. Hahahahah it was great, I could finally do something in a cypher other than standing (some black dude actually came up to me and told me I was old skool HAHAHAH! Crazy!). But yeah, we couldn’t find any big circle for any downrocking. And there I realized… MAN Noel can be wild on the dancefloor, I meant lol. And Mac looked like he was hitting on a chick that came with us hahahahha It was cool. I ended up spending the time there hanging out with Alda, Nobi, and warming up on the floor hahahahah.

At like 2:15 AM, Alda and Nobi asked if I wanted to go to the elektro room, The Loft. So yea I thought what the hell. So we went in there, and yea the music was niiiice. But the problem was that I was already hyped up on hip hop, and it was like a completely different beat and riffs (imagine eating spicy magee mee then eat blueberry icecream suddenly, that’s how it felt like). So I politely told them I’d go back to the main room, and they stayed for a little longer.

And I was in the main room, and reemo played some old school stuff MAAAAN IT WAS WONDERFUL! Then I looked for Noel, but uh…. LOL I was already strecthed and I couldn’t wait to let it all out. So I saw some guys had a little circle opened, so I thought what the hell I helped them opened it up bigger, and let them dance inside one by one. AND IT WAS FINALLY MY TURN (Ok this might not be a big deal to many of you, but it was for me. I didn’t learn CCs, handstands, freezes, and all those shit for nothing!) and I got down, let lose, and man… I felt like I was in a completely different world. When I was done, the guy who went in before me went back in again and did his thing. So I thought “Damn, here we go!” after he was done, I went back in and started doing all the pretty cock gestures and the firing gestures (which I bit from Noel lol) hahahah it was fun. And we ended it with a fun vibe. But I still couldn’t do any downrock cus it wasn’t big enough still. So fuck it, I kept on pushing people back and enlarging the circle, and once I found it big enough, I went in and started going down. Ooooh aaaaah it was so much fun! But my arms were already tired, so fuck I coudln’t do much anywyas :\ damnit!

And yea, all the bboying pretty much happened in the last 30 mins of Preemo playing. At 3:00 PM, he stopped playing and started tagging on people’s t shirt.

some lucky mofos got their t shirt signed.

Things started to die down and we went outside and hung out for awhile, got things sorted out with the transportation. Everyone else went back their own, and left with me were Alda, Noel, Mac, Hassan, and his bestfriend.

yours truly, alda, tamara, noel, mac

Then we went back by Mac’s car. Stopped by at some mamak stall to eat, aaaaand arrived at Cyberia at 5:30 in the morning. Then I went to Alda’s place and helped her pack her stuff cus she was gonna leave in 4 hours (well, help was an embellishment, more like sitting in front of her imac and checked email hahahaha). An hour later, my eyelids decided to start to close, so I hugged Alda goodbye and I went back home, and sleep.

Zzzzzzzz…. *snore*

*no I don’t snore

Day 2 / Dec 1 / Fri / Part 3

I woke up at 10:00ish AM to the sight of Helen entering my room to wake me up (awwwwwwww is not a real human emotion). And we hung around and stuff, and she went out to swim. And I was still sleepy so I slept a little longer and woke up an hour later. Then since it was Friday, I went for Friday prayer. Prayed to God so I could pass everything and let me continue with my journey and Australia.

15 ringgit - in da erl.

At 3:00 PM. I went with Helen to the city (we live in a village lol) and, being a wonderful girlfriend that she is, it was all on her. How better could it get? So she said she had a couple of surprises waiting for me, and yes they were So we went to KL by train (it felt like it’s been awhile, cus nowadays I’ve always gone there by the bus) and went to Low Yatt immediately, where one of us (not me) bought a new Nokia cellphone then I looked for some DVDs and stuff, and she got me the first surprise: a professional feet and body massage. HELL YEAH! Oh my god… how the hell does she know!? I mean, after last night, the best thing after that was a good sleep (which I had) and a massage! Damn! So yeah, apparently I was paired with a guy and he was good AND PROFESIONAL (okay kids let’s not get any ideas), and it was freaking good losening your joints and muscles. It was so good I almost fell asleep several times!

My knees were wobbly after that and I could barely do anything but lay on the lazy chair hahahah. But yeah, I was in for the second surprise, and it was in KLCC. So yea, we decided to WALK there under the rain. It was cool, though, cus we had fun along the way cracking up jokes heheheheh.

THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE BACKGROUND!!

So we reached KLCC and we went to get some stuff first. She got her girly stuff, and I got my SEAWEEEEEEED for cheap! YES! NEW SOURCE OF HAPPINESS! And we also got some present for Munchin’s baby. After that I went to Kinokuniya to order a book for Alda’s friend, and got myself a book too.

After all that, she finally got me the second surprise: Chili’s. Oh man, she knew we were hungry hahahah, so we got in, ordered the steaks right away. Oh my god… it was damn good. I had the eyerib with mushroom sauce (seriously, don’t compare this with jon’s lambchop). It was DAMN good! I ate it so fast like there is no tomorrow. And I also helped Helen with hers too hahahahah. Then we ordered the brownies. OH MAN! OH MAN! I never liked chocolate that much… NOT THIS CHOCOLATE! Shit it was fucking good. Helen’s tummy was loaded, so I ended eating like more than half of it. And to my utter disbelief, I was still not completely full. But I decided to go with sanity on this one, so I stopped ordering.

With good stomach, what better way to let the food turn into muscle and fat than by sitting around and be lazy? So we went to the KLCC park and sat around for like 20 minutes. And I saw someone (not me) liked sock and water. And we decided to go back early cus we wanted to watch some of the movies that we bought, so yeah. There was apparently another surprise, and it was Aquaria, but we couldn’t go there because of time constraint and the rain, so yeah. We went to the underground and saw the longest and most crowded queue line for LRT tickets that night.

We reached KL Sentral and took the ERL back home. We arrived in Cyberia at 11:30ish PM, with a bunch of big plastic bags (of her stuff), big grin on our face, and happiness all around.

So yeah, that’s what happened. It was mad fun, and possibly the best 2 days I’ve had this year. There was some parts omitted to keep certain persons safe, but those who were there with me knew what happened and that’s all that matters
And I also really hope that those of you who came had as much fun as I did too, and those of you who couldn’t go, no fret: Jazzy Jeff is coming this Thu, and a good chance some of us are gonna go again!

So that’s the summary! Thanks for reading and I better start cleaning up this place cus Helen’s gonna come soon!

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